Most of the things I've written aren't indexed here simply because I don't feel comfortable sharing all of it with the entire Internet. What is here consists of things I've written that I feel is suitable for public view and I'm not embarrassed to admit to writing.

· non-fiction: chart of sinners in dante's hell
i wrote this as a guide for my confused classmates in senior year english, and had so much fun i thought it'd make a great website fixture. because i am a nerd like that.

· non-fiction: partial translation of virgil's aeneid
because every now and then ap latin students need a bit of a boost. if you are an ap latin student, i strongly recommend doing your own damn translation, because copying mine won't help you. mine's extremely literal and only meant as a supplement to your own translation.

· non-fiction: political rants
what can i say, i've got to rant sometimes, and the state of the country and the world sends me into fits of righteous indignation now and then. okay, and then i have some historical political geekiness too. because i am a nerd like that.

· non-fiction: illi miserrimi
yes, that's right, les misérables the musical, translated into latin. synopsis and musical numbers. i'm not sure i have the mental stamina to translate the entire show.

· fiction: the first gentleman
this is a novel whose idea i hatched several years ago. it involves modern american politics and gay boys. you didn't think the two mixed, did you? this is being self-published to the internet because i don't really want to make money off of it, i just want to write it.